So I landed on Koh Samui a couple of days ago and I've done nothing.
This is amazing.
Well I got drunk on my first night with my mate's mum in lieu of rent (sofa surfing at the moment!), and it was soooo funny. Being Thailand, there are a lot of dirty men, some old not so old, and they come here for one thing. Girls, and ladyboys but in Lamai it's mainly girls.
The Rules - You go to a bar and buy a drink, a scantily clad girl or three will descend on you and they want you to buy them drinks. The girls earn commission on this and also want to get into a drunken stupor so they don't have to think about sitting on the old/wrinkly/dirty cock of yours. You pick the girl you want and take her home, for this you pay the bar between 300-500 baht which is 6-10 quid. The necessary happens and you pay the girl a further 1000 baht (20 quid). She will then variously fall in love with you, get pregnant with 'your' baby, want you to buy her more than drinks, email you when you're home asking for 300,000 baht because her mum is sick, 300,000 because her mum is dead, 100,000 for her to fly to see you, demand you come back because she loves you and can't be without you...
This is pretty common knowledge yet the men fall for it time after time, some of the girls will have four or five phones to keep their 'boyfriends' on the go and seperate. It's an easy way to make money for them, and it's a wonder they have any relatives left with the amount of them the men pay hospital bills for!
The girls are lovely though, they love women going to the bars because nothing is expected of them, they enjoy practicing their English (they have classes!) and can have a dance without thinking what they will have to do later. I feel sorry for them in a way but for an uneducated woman there aren't many options for them and they can make good money if they get someone hooked on them.
So if you want to score in Samui that's how it's done.
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